Stephen Colbert took nice enjoyment of breaking his New 12 months’s resolutions on Tuesday’s episode of “The Late Present.”
Colbert claimed throughout his first present again after the vacations that he’d vowed to drink much less and “not gloat when unhealthy issues occur” to Rep. Kevin McCarthy (R-Calif.) in 2023.
He then took a protracted swing of bourbon and dissected the “day of pure, uncut, Peruvian blue-flake schadenfreude, watching the GOP stab one another within the throat” as a bunch of right-wing Home Republicans joined Democrats to dam McCarthy from getting the speaker’s gavel, briefly at the least.
“Reportedly, interns in his workplace are already anticipated to name him ‘Mr. Speaker,’ and this weekend, staffers have been seen transferring his packing containers into the speaker’s workplace,” famous Colbert. “I wouldn’t be in a giant hurry to unpack. He will not be nice at counting votes, however he’s good at counting chickens earlier than they hatch.”
Watch Colbert’s monologue right here: